Paraphernalia

We’re old enough to know, but too young to care!

Today, there was a new girl in my class called A.J. Ninami. She seemed like just another student. Then I read her name backwards. Guess who I’m asking out to Homecoming? MLIA

Today, a teacher, who is British, interrupted our class. He wanted his two students to retake their tests in the back of our class. He referred to them as his “Two Testees”, and strictly demanded that his testees be separated. I don’t remember laughing that hard, ever. MLIA.

Today I bought a chainsaw. On the caution label, it read ‘DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS’. I am very curious as to what consumer-call led to this warning. MLIA.